Millennial Generation rushes to embrace vasectomies as a “screw you” statement to the Bankers

Millennial Generation rushes to embrace vasectomies as a “screw you” statement to the Bankers

 

 

Millennial blogs are deeply invested in passing the word that “babies and white picket fences are a social engineering scam, by the Bankers, to get you mired in debt, and a slave to the Banks, for the rest of your life”, say the bloggers.

 

 

The Millennial generation is having the least number of babies, renting instead of buying, and having more fun without being chained to 18 years of sleepless, date-less nights for the raising of the next generation of bank fodder.

 

 

Modern vasectomies are quite easy, according to The Buck Institute. The man must shave his scrotum and take a pain pill and a valium 1.5 hours before, the process takes 30 minutes. The only pain is from the first shots from the local anesthetic. The man then puts frozen peas on his crotch, for two days, and puts a Ziplock 20 ounce container, with paper towels in it, over his genitals to form a watertight seal when taking the next 3 days of showers. After that, they are back to work 2 days later. Most people get their vasectomy on Friday and go to work on Monday and have sex 5, or so, days later.

 

 

Most insurance now covers the procedure and some cities have V-Day’s at clinics for high volume processing of patients.

 

 

Millennial women are opting for longer term, or permanent, birth control. The highly sexual lifestyles of Millennials, while making them prime voters for the highly sexual Hillary, Sanders or Trump candidates, also makes them more concerned about being saddled with a paternity suit. Millenials are, generally, poorer, overall, than their parents. For most, 30 minutes of medical procedure is worth it to offset a lifetime of regret and child support payments.

 

 

Craigslist is rife with women selling ways to trick men into getting stuck in paternity scams. The modern Millennial lives in fear of getting his meager salary sucked into oblivion…Literally!

 

 

The latest scam is called the “Rainbow Party Scam”. Hot girls approach men at a party and offer them oral sex. The men comply and the women receive the men’s climax in their mouth. From that moment, the sperm is alive for at least 15 minutes. The first girl goes around the corner to her accomplice girlfriend and blows her saliva into the waiting, fertile, woman, with a “pop tube” which the woman has under her dress.

 

 

They record the guy’s license plate, and contact info, and the other girl shows up 10 months later with a baby, a DNA test demand and a legal paper for child support payments. The woman always wins because, hey: DNA test. They pick a guy who has been drinking so that even he isn’t sure what happened. It is a deadly, and fool-proof scam that is increasing, nationwide, as the economy continues to falter.

5 Churchy Phrases That Are Scaring Off Millennials – …

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The statistics are in. The millennials are leaving the church, and nobody seems quite sure what to do about it. I am one of them. Born in 1983, I belong to the wispy …

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By the Numbers – 50 Facts about Millennials | Edelman …

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Hi Jim, Some people in every generation have poor work ethics, but I wish a few bad apples hadn’t skewed your opinion against all of us millennials!

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Millennials want a work-life balance. Their bosses just …

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Workers around the globe have been finding it harder to juggle the demands of work and the rest of life in the past five years, a new report shows, with many working …

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Gen-X vs. Millennials: I Don’t Think So « The Gen X Files

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My Brother Aram sent me this video: This is a powerful statement about the marketing of the Millennials generation as the anti-Generation-X kids.

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11 Brutally Honest Reasons Why Millennials Don’t Want Kids – Mic

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Jul 30, 2015 … 11 Brutally Honest Reasons Why Millennials Don’t Want Kids …. I wouldn’t want a child to have to live in a world where they’ll either be bullied, …

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This year, Millennials will overtake Baby Boomers | Pew …

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This year, the “Millennial” generation is projected to surpass the outsized Baby Boom generation as the nation’s largest living generation, according to the …

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Why are the Generation X and Millennial birth years so …

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I talked briefly in my last post, that the disparity in age span is odd. The earlier years birth years are 1977-1995. The later years are 1982-2000 or all the way to …

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What would you name today’s youngest generation of …

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Generations typically span about 20 years, so the oldest Millennials, now 33, may not have much in common with today’s very youngest Americans.

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‘Walking Dead’ Star Steven Yeun Combats The …

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Feb 04, 2015 · “Walking Dead” actor Steven Yeun is on a mission to combat prejudice. While a guest on “Conan” Tuesday night, the actor opened up about the ridiculous …

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The Childless Millennial – The Atlantic

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The dirty little secret about your late 20s/early 30s …

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You have effectively summed up everything that has been making me anxious since graduating from B-school recently! It’s nice to know I’m not the only one.

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I Don’t Get Amy Schumer | Nathan Timmel

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Jul 28, 2015 · “I have no problem if someone says ‘I don’t think you’re funny.’ I do have a problem when someone says, ‘You’re not funny.'” ~Comedian Mike Toomey

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Millennial women are the slowest to have babies of any generation …

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Apr 28, 2015 … Millennial women are the slowest to have kids of any generation in U.S. history, according to a new study from the Urban Institute. But don’t …

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More Millennials Are Waiting To Start A Family; Is That Bad?

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Advantage: The deadline for having a baby isn’t the age of 35 anymore. … While women don’t have to be pregnant by the age of 35, remember Jean’s last …

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Millennials Just Aren’t That Into Starting Families; Is That Such A Bad Thing?

4 Better Reasons Why Millennials Don’t Have Kids – Blog Tips …

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